Category: On The Ranch

The dogs are looking good tonight, and I don’t mean the footy team The debutant streak continues And we countdown to the finals, which we won’t be a part of.

Everyone’s back in the poddock The mathematics are still being worked out for top eight And Hendo’s on the extended squad for giving us bum multi legs

The Taumalolo experiment is a fizzer The finals become as likely as Pistol’s Multis And the poddock’s playing musical chairs

Mad Monday ideas searches see a sharp increase The Cowboys buy shares in Townsville University Hospital And Lucky books a bunch of mystery flights because who knows where we play…

We’re breathing the clean air of the Poddock’s freshly cleaned aircons Pistol’s been on the tools, for one whole day And we’re donning the green and gold in prep for…

The world moves for the NRL Footytips apologises by giving out participation trophies And we batten down the hatches for the incoming storm

We thought it was wabbit season, turns out it was duck season, It’s Origin time again And the QRL announces a large expansion.

We’re back in the poddock, The Hammer becomes the latest Cowboys Origin Star, and we search for some beds to hide under

We’re doing a special lockdown edition, LIVE! Origin’s done. No, I’m not crying, you’re crying. And we look forward to taking on the Cowboys rejects, the Knights

We’ve copped another apology from the NRL bigwigs More Cowboys make history, for State of Origin 2 And Ben Hampton is in the podcave!

Forget last week ever happened. It’s gone. Don’t know what you’re talking about. Move along. Eyes forward to the Sharks. #ridemcowboys

It’s mate against mate State against state And tonight, it’s podcaster against podcaster against podcaster in a 3 way (battle)

The warriors were weakened in a one point war We go into the bye in a solid 7th And it State Of Origin time, North Queensland style!

The knights have been decapitated We warm up our war dance And Tom Gilbert joins us for a chat!

It’s huuuuge

Another classic derby win for the boys It’s Magic Round And we’re all sporting go go gadget arms in honour of that try

We’re licking our warrior wounds The original derby is back on! and may the 4th be with you!

3 in a row baby! The Frog’s on holiday We’ve moved studio

We’re on a winning streak Morgs is going to the raiders game to nudie streak And the studio is bright orange!

We’ve got the eye of the tiger We’re eyeing off the puppies for a new coat And have the Cowboys turned it around?