Kebab In A Can
The don, did us We’ve donned a different logo And it’s duck season, wabbit season, duck season wabbit season…
What round is it?
It’s a repeating tale of woe for the pride of the North but all signs point to improvement as we head to CBus Super Stadium for our mini-derby clash with…
Passion
The Seagulls stole all our hot chips We’re sounding our own war horns in prep for the Raiders And we’re starting our own judiciary
Torn
It’s a rough old time as the Chocolate Soldiers take home the…er chocolates. We pray that the sacked coach curse carries us over the Sea Eagles. And we jump head…
I Am Chris Walker
We caught salmonella from undercooked chicken The trek south to face the Panthers is looking riskier every day We’re getting our rooms ready to billet 13 extra southern teams all…
Robo Pistol
The eels were a little too slippery to be wrangled We preheat the oven to 180 degrees for some roast chook And we’ve subbed pistol out, for a machine
The Gatis Effect
It’s NRL round 8 and we take some confidence from the gritty win against the Knights Prep begins for the clash with the ladder leading Eels And our good friend…
Coach Juggling
We’ve retreated to lick our tiger inflicted wounds We’re sharpening our spears to keep the knights at bay And we check who’s got a target on their back at CowboysHQ.
God Damn Carole Baskin
We’ve succumbed to the Tamworth Warriors We got our cages ready for the tigers And there’s a bit of give and take on the injury front
The I Isn’t Dotted
We’ve sprayed our hands with that sticky stuff 59-nil is our new favourite number And there’s word we might have a crowd at QCB We review Cowboys v Sharks We…
Cold. Hard. Cash.
We drag ourselves off the couch after what felt like the best weekend of footy ever We’re outsourcing our own virtual crowd And Pistol finally nailed a Multi
Round 3 In May
It’s a little bit of Deva Vu as the season restarts We’re reserving some seats outside the stadium to listen in We’re sweating on which ref Cam Smith is replacing…
Lock It Down
It’s bittersweet this week as we celebrate the win over the bulldogs as the whole league flicks the switch
Nine Coronas
We’ve self isolated this week but as the show must go on, we’ve forged ahead despite the bad audio and smashed out something for your listening pleasure. Apologies for the…
Epic Lighting
It’s finally footy season this week and we have our hatches battened down for the cyclone that won’t happen, our masks on for COVID-19 and our beers cracked for our…
Kyle Feldt
It was a tough day at Casey Fields The wet season is well and truly upon us Eltons yellow brick road has been and gone And the one and only…
Preseason Pontification
The Nines are run and won, by us!The cowboys conquered the Broncos yet againThe new stadium is open for businessAnd we look forth to Round 1
The Perth Nines
We’re in a new season, we have a new look, but we invariably still sound the same. Silky smooth Cowboys fan voices coming at your for 2020.We’re looking at the…
How The Sausage Is Made
It’s Grand Final week and the Ranch boys are deep into their off season prep for next year Everyone fills in their green machine bandwagon paperwork We lament the AFL…
Guess Who’s Back
Customs has let Pistol back in the countryThe top four inevitably remain the only sides leftThe blackhawks bow out of the qcup raceAnd it’s AFL Grand Final Week