Category: On The Ranch

This week, we’re down to four, the jerseys get put on ice and the tipping comp comes down to a hail mary.

The “NQ Raiders” go one step further, we’re all aboard the Lions train, and the Joker hits another linesman!

? Rob’s back at the helm! ? We’ve retired another big Bronco name. ? and we’re joined by Ray Ray Thompson!

Rob has had enough of Season 2020 and sets up camp elsewhere, Mick takes charge and hands out some wooden spoons. Pete has a HUGE MULTI (plenty of purchase!). Welcome…

The Cowboys try to do it with 12 against Storm and learn quickly that’s not enough QCB turns up the heat in the hopes of melting the chocolate soldiers And…

We’re all nursing a little winners hangover Can we keep it up against the Storm And we’ve made it to 50 episodes!

We’re shark meat Our fireproof suits are almost ready to fight some dragons And one piece of our coaching puzzle might just be solved.

The try scoring streak ends as the knight cut us down The sharks are circling And it’s fight night

So close yet so far The boys trek south to catch up with some mates And we’re back to our regular logo

The don, did us We’ve donned a different logo And it’s duck season, wabbit season, duck season wabbit season…

It’s a repeating tale of woe for the pride of the North but all signs point to improvement as we head to CBus Super Stadium for our mini-derby clash with…

The Seagulls stole all our hot chips We’re sounding our own war horns in prep for the Raiders And we’re starting our own judiciary

It’s a rough old time as the Chocolate Soldiers take home the…er chocolates. We pray that the sacked coach curse carries us over the Sea Eagles. And we jump head…

We caught salmonella from undercooked chicken The trek south to face the Panthers is looking riskier every day We’re getting our rooms ready to billet 13 extra southern teams all…

The eels were a little too slippery to be wrangled We preheat the oven to 180 degrees for some roast chook And we’ve subbed pistol out, for a machine

It’s NRL round 8 and we take some confidence from the gritty win against the Knights Prep begins for the clash with the ladder leading Eels And our good friend…

We’ve retreated to lick our tiger inflicted wounds We’re sharpening our spears to keep the knights at bay And we check who’s got a target on their back at CowboysHQ.

We’ve succumbed to the Tamworth Warriors We got our cages ready for the tigers And there’s a bit of give and take on the injury front

We’ve sprayed our hands with that sticky stuff 59-nil is our new favourite number And there’s word we might have a crowd at QCB We review Cowboys v Sharks We…

We drag ourselves off the couch after what felt like the best weekend of footy ever We’re outsourcing our own virtual crowd And Pistol finally nailed a Multi