Category: What Would Brian Bevan Say?

It’s all smiles at the Halliwell Jones as Warrington make it two wins from two. And it’s not only the fans in a happy mood – are the players enjoying…

It’s a fresh start at Warrington under new coach Daryl Powell, but why is he running with the idiom ‘putting the cart before the horse’? Yes, “What would Brian Bevan…

Maiden Voyage Runcorn Bridge Primrose Submarine Jiffy’s Tug Boat Customs Office Phil Clarke de Clerk The Rock of Giblets H(a)ddersfield Bermuda Triangle A Crew of Cutthroat Pirates Stevie’s Seafaring Acronym…

After three excruciating years of Price and his Super League failures, the podcast searches for a solution to the ongoing Warrington shit show. Sam considers giving up watching the Wire…

There’s a guest appearance from Wire fan Dom but was he really expecting to see Rob apply cream to his hemorrhoids? Dennis has covid, although he adopts a Price hard-nosed…

With Warrington’s third place finish assured, the podcast asks the big questions. Were the ingredients of Sam’s pie at the Huddersfield game a metaphor for Wire’s performance? Will aliens soon…

Is it postponements or cancellations, and just how many tickets can you roll over? Yes, the podcast embraces yet another week of clusterfuck Super League. Dennis looks closely at essential…

With the Olympics in full swing, the podcast puts together its best 10 Wire players to compete in a Decathlon. A refreshing change sees Sam frame his shitistics precisely, unlike…

What would Brian Bevan say returns, but has a long absence, a stint in the  jungle and the Euro’s left the podcasters with match day amnesia? Sam brings his plagiarised…

Just how thin is Warrington’s right-edge defence, Rob asks, before coming up with a list of comparisons. Warning – Sam breaks his record for expletives, and Dennis becomes all confused…

With Wire’s marquee halfback full of beans, Warrington become the most attacking side in Super League, but has Toby King been hoodwinked by Simon Moran’s percentages? A homesick George turns…

With fans back at the Halliwell Jones cheering on the Wire, the podcast ironically has no applause for Stevie’s team selection. Rob finds himself babysitting as his 6th wife deserts…

There’s rumours a-plenty on this week’s podcast, which leads to another jingle. But if that’s not enough, the pod is joined by YouTube star Jake Lindsay from the Warrington Foundation.…

It’s an apologetic podcast following Warrington’s magnifique performance, as the lads try to butter up their predictions from the previous week. Sam’s shitistics prove we’ve found our fourth prop, but…

What would Brian Bevan say reviews two games in the company of blogger Daniel. But will the intrusion of an extra podcaster lead to another Iranian Embassy siege? Rob’s obsessed…

After Warrington come up with a convincing win, the podcast questions just how shit are Leigh? Rob receives a letter of complaint but Carry’s On with his themed teams. Sam…

After an abysmal opening Wire performance, the podcast goes in search of the answers to what went wrong. Sam’s positivity towards Price wanes a numerical point, Rob investigates a specifc…

On the week of Wire’s first game, the podcast returns for a third season. The Classification Universal Numerical Tariff Society predicts the Super League top eight. Rob offers up his…

With the announcement that coach Steve Price’s resilient stay with Wire is set to finish come the close of the 2021 Super League season, it’s time for a Prexit debate.…

It comes with great pleasure to welcome Tony Barrow to the podcast. Tony coached the brilliant Wire side that won the Premiership in 1986 – when it really was “Our…